One of the weirdest things in my entire life just happened to me.

Well, maybe not, but it was close. Read on.

I am sitting here in “my office,” and I needed to scrape some tape off of something, so…I looked around and found a little screwdriver…you know, the type that fits into bigger screwdrivers like some mixed up Russian dolls? Yes, you know the kind. It’s about 3 inches long.

So, I’m scraping….I’m scraping….I’m thinking and singing along with my music…and put down my “screwdriver,” and looked away at the computer for a second or two. And then I looked back.

Sitting in the middle of my desk was, I kid you not, a green and white pill. Green on one side, white on the other. Full of little most likely poisonous white beads inside.

Somehow within 10 seconds, a green and white scary pill made it to my desk right in front of me, between my arms…there’s no one else here…

I had a moment.

I had a moment of several random thoughts, but the winner was probably that God for some reason was trying to tell me to take this pill which would teach me all the wisdom and knowledge that I’ve been asking him for lately. I also had a matrix flashback.

I sat here for a few moments until I looked again at the miniature screwdriver, sitting nonchalantly 6 inches away, and realized that the bottom was missing and the inside was hollow.

Apparently Chuck hides his knowledge pills in his screwdrivers.